paint on a speaker!! ah so cool
[[Correction: Cornstarch paste, not paint.]]
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….Um.
gfyidugfhiefjrs! TAGGART
THAT PERSON
THAT PERSON DID THE SAME THING WITH MEEEE
(and my cousin)
hahahaha… probably found you through me.
It’s quite scary!
Maybe it’s Mercer through a different account 
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This…Is for everyone out there who hates me..
Though I may be selfish
And cowardly at the most
Lay our arms down for one day
And our friendship, we shall boast
And to the ladies…
Your cheeks grow red
No matter what color you are
Despite what you may think about yourself
All of you are beyond the par
And…To Mercer.
The rage you carry
Is beyond control
For just this one day
Put it on hold
((Awkward Hug))wow, taggart….really??

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This…Is for everyone out there who hates me..
Though I may be selfish
And cowardly at the most
Lay your arms down for one day
And our friendship, we shall boast

And to the ladies…
Your cheeks grow red
No matter what color you are
Despite what you may think about yourself
All of you are beyond the par

And…To Mercer.
The rage you carry
Is beyond control
For just this one day
Put it on hold

I need your tank so, I'm taking it. Don't expect to have it back any time soon 'cause it'll probably end up under rubble or big ass pieces. -drives away-
[[Author: Okay I’m not gone yet I STILL HAVE TO ENDURE HISTORY CLASS]]

Do you think Mercer should be referred to as, "he" or "it"?
I…Don’t know. He can mold himself into anyone and anything, regardless of gender, race, etc…..
Which means…
TECHNICALLY HE’S TRANSGENDERED 
I’m finding myself increasingly adoring of plate armour. The amount of skill it takes to make something that both protects you from weapons while being flexible and mobile enough to move comfortably is something to be appreciated. Personally, if I was a warrior, I doubt I’d wear anything beyond grieves and gauntlets for the sake of maximum mobility and quietness but I still want a suit.
dat cod piece
Highly attracted to the buckles.
The gilding and the blackened steel are gorgeous. I am enjoying the shine, and the articulation on the sabatons.
Delicious.
I could defeat Mercer in this.AS WELL AS OBTAIN FLOCKS OF WOMEN
Ladies….
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When you hide from Mercer and all you eat is cheap fast food and something from a dumpster, you start to get mad when you see pictures like this:
Or this
And lastly, this

It tends to make me…Insane with hunger.
Like this

And this

And then this

I just..Want something good to eat.
And be happy, too!
But I can’t. Why?
Because there’s a virus trying to track me down 